Gaming Sutra

Ever get stuck playing a video game because it has one of those addicting campaigns or free play maps like grand theft auto. After maybe 30 minutes of sitting into you gamer chair you realize your elbows begin to cramp or you get pins and needles in your foot, or laying on your bed on your tummy your lower back cramps up or becomes sore, well stay tuned. The Gaming Sutra provides interesting positions in order for you to ignore irritating pains and be comfortable as you gamer on. 1st position that is offered which is the "The Slumping Monkey" this position is where you get in a squatting position on a chair and tuck your elbows into your knees. 2nd position is "The Standing Meerkat" this is where you stand up straight with a slight bend in your knees and balance your weight on your tippy toes. "The Laying Owl" this positions take gaming to the next level to a position, this has you perched up on your head board to your bed playing the system of your choice in this case a gameboy. "The Sitting Sloth" this is where you are leaned up against your couch with a bowl of your snack of preference (mine being cheeze its) and having the game controller in the other. "The Leaning Bat" is where you are sitting at a computer desk playing a online game with your arms spread out like a bat with its wings spread out, having one hand on the keyboard and the other on the mouse. "The Squatting Skunk" this is where you are so obsessed to being a gamer where you cant even put the accessory with games down to go the bathroom sitting on the toilet."The Unbalanced Orangutan" you have no reached crazy if the others havent done this to you you by now this is it, you have the controler, Ipad, gameboy or whatever your choice is and you become a lunatic jumping around in the same spot leaning side to side like you are the character in the game, for instance you are donkey kong smashing objects in the level and you react by doing the same in place. "Last but not least "The Horizontal Humam" this is where you have become so addicted to the game that even in your laziest moment by laying horizontally down on your bed, couch, floor you are still playing the game. After you have reached all these levels of playing positions you are now most definitely alone, where your roommate, brother, girlfriend have left you due to your obsession and your parents might consider having you checked out by a psychiatrist due to your ignorance of human presence.So from here good luck, you will need it and happy gaming. also respect the piers around you for you will not know what you have until its gone.